welli 

something charvas/chores/scallys etc. say alot! most of the time they mean it sarcasticly!

yeh, welli! course ya are!

welli by Kimy October 1, 2004

razi spazi belli welli 

An awesome female with brown hair.
Epic sense of humour.

"Hey, there's a razi spazi belli welli over there!"

Female approaches:

Hannah says:"RAZI SPAZI BELLI WELLI!"
Female replies: "HANNAH SMALLWOODENBELLI!"

razi spazi belli welli by yoghurtm8n December 11, 2011

jelli welli

always there when ya need her, most reliable person i know! and wot makes it worse not only is she the cleverest person i no but one of the most gorgeous people too!

jelli welli by helli welli! October 26, 2003

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

The Well

A dance move popularized by MrTLexify. "Imagine that you're at the bottom of a dark well, and there's a bunch of dicks all around you, and you gotta get 'em all off and that's how you dance" - MrTLexify

Lex did the well at a party once and he got so many bitches

The Well by ANamelessPotato July 28, 2017

All was well. 

Three words that brought the end of an era.

Person: "At what point did you know your childhood was over?"
Potterhead: "When I saw the words, 'All was well.'"

All was well. by Sleepyseverus January 21, 2012

Health and Well-being 

Health and well-being can mean different things within different cultures and may even change over time. A negative definition would be the absence of physical illness or disease and psychological distress. A positive definition would be the attainment and maintaining of physical and psychological fitness. Unfortunately, the label was used by discriminatory feminists to promote female only rest areas from which all males are excluded. Even the so-called experts couldn’t leave it alone; they had to have a holistic definition, namely, that health and well-being is the result of a combination of physical, social, intellectual and emotional factors, which most people could have worked out for themselves, aren’t “experts” wonderful.

“Some dozy bimbo from HR wants to run health and well-being awareness courses, just so she can peddle her feminist bullshit.”
“Oh fuck!”

Health and Well-being by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016