Well Job

A clever portmanteau of "Well Done" and "Good Job" that conveys being befuddled but still wanting to congratulate quickly. Generally considered to be classier than it's inverse "Good Done".

"Hey, I just found a penny from 1932!"

"Uh, well job?"

Well Job by T. S. Hogdahl II September 28, 2009

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Well job

The new saying taking the world by storm, originally created by Shittalker and gradually spread around by its good fans me and pete

"I just did a fart"
"Well job"

Well job by manda October 14, 2004

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Job Well Done

Throwing somebody down a well; thus causing their feet to kick themselves in the head due to their dislocated their femurs from trying to stop their fall.

I'm going to give you a job well done if you dont tell me who you'd rather have sex with...if you had to. Then maybe you'd get a spinal tap

Job Well Done by Slut December 5, 2004

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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