welfaress

A woman who is on welfare but gives off the appearance of being wealthy by buying expensive handbags/clothes/drinks etc.

Mike: "Did she just use EBT to buy plane tickets to St. Barts?"
Tina: "What a welfaress."

welfaress by yosemiteslam October 6, 2011

Welfare Whore 

A woman who continues to have many children, often by different men, in order to live off of the Welfare system.

Marie's pregnant again? She's such a Welfare Whore!

Welfare Whore by Shpolfling June 6, 2009

Hipster Welfare 

Living off of monthly donations from Patreon for bad art or 'important work', usually of the social justice variety, which is often subpar or unsellable otherwise. Basically, receiving the financial equivalent of a pity fuck.

"He'd be flipping burgers instead of complaining on his blog if it wasn't for hipster welfare."

Hipster Welfare by PrimalChaos December 22, 2014

wingnut welfare 

Assistance, in the form of a public forum, granted to a washed-up, discredited, or deranged conservative figure. Typically provided by right-wing media outlets, but often provided by mainstream media outlets for the sake of appearing to be "balanced".

- Fox News is a primary supplier of wingnut welfare, giving copious amounts of airtime to the likes of Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, Rudy Giuliani, and Sarah Palin.

- Charles Krauthammer, Cal Thomas, and Bill O'Reilly wouldn't have their weekly columns in respectable newspapers if not for wingnut welfare.

wingnut welfare by fredmast August 1, 2010

Welfare Cow 

Welfare Cow. A sloppy lazy obesse individual with zero interest in work. Can usually be found grazing in low income apartments. Primary occupation is providing for the physical needs of Welfare Bulls. Usually has several offspring with different bulls. Social by nature welfare cows often develope drama based relationships with other welfare cows within the same apartment pens. As herds get larger the cows often compete for status and attentions from a common bull culminating in great episodes of Cops.

The Welfare Cow woke up the neighborhood when she stepped out on the apartment to yell at her newest boyfriend. I couldnt help but notice she was wearing a bright moo-moo that did little to cover her 400lb weight.

Welfare Cow by BCM65 February 28, 2010

welfare baby 

A kid born just to keep a mother on welfare

I feel sorry for Joey he's a welfare baby so his mom doesn't have to work

welfare baby by Alisagirl1990 April 22, 2012

academic welfare 

The dumbing-down of standards at branch/regional campuses so that their lower-class students can pass and ultimately graduate.

Man, this test was hard! Where's my "academic welfare"?

The "academic welfare" situation at Miami Hamilton is necessary for their mouth-breathers.

Without that "academic welfare" at MUH, his lazy butt would have failed out long ago!

academic welfare by Frank Scanlan March 15, 2008