Taking a dump so large it feels like what you can only imagine as suppressing the onset of werewolfmanifestation.
When I entered the bathroom, it was evident that Andrew was passing a wereloaf. The grunting and groaning were haunting. I'm sure that turd could have single-handily decimated the entire Cullen (Twilight) family had it not met its maker.
The moment social anxiety hits (often during conversation) and you think of all the worst possible outcomes and you can't stop your thoughts from snowballing leading to a slew of rambling texts or speech making the other person uncomfortable and possibly scaring them away.
I didn't get a text back, and I couldn't stop; I turned into a weirdwolf again.
The word defining a situation where the hysteria of others, involved or not, erupts because the sarcastic weirdology of another. Declare it when you witness it to draw out the expressions of deep belly chuckles of agreement from others in the area.
It was weirdlarious when Billy Bush made a grabby motion at Eva Longoria's vagine.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.