weirdloaf 

1. A name referring to an awkward person
2. Not like a loaf of bread.. more like a meatloaf

You're such a weirdloaf!

weirdloaf by Hay Guisee August 12, 2012

Wereloaf 

Taking a dump so large it feels like what you can only imagine as suppressing the onset of werewolf manifestation.

When I entered the bathroom, it was evident that Andrew was passing a wereloaf. The grunting and groaning were haunting. I'm sure that turd could have single-handily decimated the entire Cullen (Twilight) family had it not met its maker.

Wereloaf by Mustardbutt January 29, 2010

Weirdwolf 

The moment social anxiety hits (often during conversation) and you think of all the worst possible outcomes and you can't stop your thoughts from snowballing leading to a slew of rambling texts or speech making the other person uncomfortable and possibly scaring them away.

I didn't get a text back, and I couldn't stop; I turned into a weirdwolf again.

Weirdwolf by Read Them All November 28, 2017

Weirdlarious 

The word defining a situation where the hysteria of others, involved or not, erupts because the sarcastic weirdology of another. Declare it when you witness it to draw out the expressions of deep belly chuckles of agreement from others in the area.

It was weirdlarious when Billy Bush made a grabby motion at Eva Longoria's vagine.

Weirdlarious by jbentup June 27, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019