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Weinershitzel
Weinershitzel by Did you get that email I sent? January 30, 2019
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weinerista
weinerista by WiggleFest June 27, 2014
Harvey Weinerstain
A glob of white goo ejaculated by Harvey Weinstein and proudly displayed on the clothing, chin, or running down the legs of, an auditioning actress in Hollywood.
She can't act her way out of a subway car, but her ticket to stardom was her big ole Harvey Weinerstain.
Harvey Weinerstain by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017
weinerish
1. Sending a photograph over the Internet to a young, naive, or unsuspecting recipient where the photograph is lewd, explicit, or suggestive.
2. Using a dubious excuse when caught sending something inapprpriate by email, Facebook, twiitter or other electronic means.
2. Using a dubious excuse when caught sending something inapprpriate by email, Facebook, twiitter or other electronic means.
1. boyfriend to girlfriend I was going to send you a picture of myself wearing your necklace, but I realized that would be too weinerish.
2. girlfriend to boyfriend Are you trying to tell me that someone else sent an email from your gmail account to my best friend asking her to have a threesome? That is the most weinerish thing I've ever heard.
2. girlfriend to boyfriend Are you trying to tell me that someone else sent an email from your gmail account to my best friend asking her to have a threesome? That is the most weinerish thing I've ever heard.
weinerschmack
Until I reached my mid forties I didn't have a problem getting an erection with my usual wanking technique. These days I'm such a limpdick, I need to weinerschmack my cankerous old cock in order to produce an erection.
weinerschmack by BunSeam September 11, 2007
weinersnitzel
When a woman puts boiling water on a German mans wiener and then applies mustard and sauerkraut and digs in. Every bite she takes the man yells "OPA!!!"
weinersnitzel by Caravan July 4, 2012
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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