A glob of white goo ejaculated by Harvey Weinstein and proudly displayed on the clothing, chin, or running down the legs of, an auditioning actress in Hollywood.

She can't act her way out of a subway car, but her ticket to stardom was her big ole Harvey Weinerstain.

Harvey Weinerstain by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017

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weinerish

1. Sending a photograph over the Internet to a young, naive, or unsuspecting recipient where the photograph is lewd, explicit, or suggestive.

2. Using a dubious excuse when caught sending something inapprpriate by email, Facebook, twiitter or other electronic means.

1. boyfriend to girlfriend I was going to send you a picture of myself wearing your necklace, but I realized that would be too weinerish.

2. girlfriend to boyfriend Are you trying to tell me that someone else sent an email from your gmail account to my best friend asking her to have a threesome? That is the most weinerish thing I've ever heard.

weinerish by UCL 17200 June 18, 2011

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weinerschmack

The act of forcefully slapping a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged with blood.

Until I reached my mid forties I didn't have a problem getting an erection with my usual wanking technique. These days I'm such a limpdick, I need to weinerschmack my cankerous old cock in order to produce an erection.

weinerschmack by BunSeam September 11, 2007

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weinersnitzel

When a woman puts boiling water on a German mans wiener and then applies mustard and sauerkraut and digs in. Every bite she takes the man yells "OPA!!!"

woman-"oh Adolf i just wanna weinersnitzel you for din-din!"
man-"yipee-kay-yay mofo!"

weinersnitzel by Caravan July 4, 2012

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