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weinerista 

A person who works at a hot dog cart or restaurant.
"You know that guy Taylor? He's a weinerista at Award Weiners."
weinerista by WiggleFest June 27, 2014

weinerbutt nelson 

A weinerbutt nelson is a person that creeps in your room for short periods of time and is not officially part of your crew yet. Weinerbutt nelson is also when you get fucked in mario kart by stray greens, your own reds, and other miscellaneous bull shit.

Weinerbutt nelson can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb. Can also be abbreviated weinerbutt.
Quit weinerbutting around.
I just weinerbutted all over your face.
Andy Collins is a huge weinerbutt nelson.
That stray green just weinerbutted the shit out of my bitch ass.

Harvey Weinerstain 

A glob of white goo ejaculated by Harvey Weinstein and proudly displayed on the clothing, chin, or running down the legs of, an auditioning actress in Hollywood.
She can't act her way out of a subway car, but her ticket to stardom was her big ole Harvey Weinerstain.

Weinerstein 

Having a penis, with no testicles, but instead for some strange reason, there’s a vagina. Made popular by #metoo founder, disgraced Hollywood mega producer/serial rapist, Harvey Weinstein. (And he smells like shit.)
When he pulled down his pants he had, wait for it....a disgusting Weinerstein!
Weinerstein by Mr. Guy Poulin February 7, 2020

Weinerdumping 

When you take your penis and stick it in a dump trucks exhaust pipe. When the dump trucks accelerates, smoke will start to flow inside your penis, giving you a temporary high.
"Did you hear what happened to Jim?"

"No, what happened?"

"He went weinerdumping and got a broken dick."
Weinerdumping by Aezkalie October 22, 2013

weinerus 

weiner and penis combined

used as an insult
"YOU ARE A POOPYHEAD" " YOU SMELL LIKE MY WEINERUS" "..."
weinerus by bweiu August 13, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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