weiner cousin

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

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When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

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illegitimate weiner cousin

My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.

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When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.

We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.

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Two men who have had sex with the same woman. A pact usually sealed by the locking of the the two men's pinky fingers.

Dude, you're dating my ex-girlfriend? We're totally weener cousins!

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a friend in which both of you had sex with the same woman

JD: since we've both slept with Kim, we're considered weiner cousins

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Two dudes who are friends and find out they have have sex with the same women. This implies their weiners have been in the same place.

Joe and Bob freaked out when they realized they had slept with each other's girlfriends. This made them weiner cousins.

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