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A dumb, uncoordinated, ogre-like creature that is a descendant of the Weeitsaurus. Is prone to falling out of bed. Roughly 8 feet 11 inches tall. There is only one known in existence. Resides in Bethel Park. Has three guard dogs that do nothing but eat food. Lives in a castle. Eats fist when confused, to prevent saying something stupid. Derp.
*LOUD BANG*

Ken: What the fuck was that?

Brain: Oh, I guess the Weeit fell out of bed, again.

Ken: He's such an oaf.
weeit by Brain202 January 1, 2011
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Jamaican Slang for something extremely gay, Jamaican version of No Homo
Jason: You kno that was a tough thing to swallow

Kudjoe: Weeit!! ...Weeeiitttttt that was dumb gay
Weeit by Cinco51 November 10, 2007
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A large lad. A fellow that enjoys the finer things, including internet culture, video games, and making content for others to enjoy. He's also a lil cute :)
Do you watch Weest's videos?

Yeah he's pretty cool :)
Weest by Weesterner September 8, 2018

Wet Weetabix 

The term given for a male/female that you would seek to or recommend to ‘eat out’ the vagina of or anus again.
I’ll be seeing her again, she sure is nutritious Wet Weetabix!
Wet Weetabix by Tomay Stoves April 11, 2021

Weet Teets 

Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".

Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").
"Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets."
Weet Teets by Patton September 22, 2006

Weedtards 

A group of friends from Bloomington Indiana that participate in illegal activities.
Bruh all the Weedtards should link this weekends.
Weedtards by Relmcracker October 25, 2019
Weeting is the most bad ass village in England. It is located in Norfolk and has some of the biggest Cunts you will ever meet, but you end up making them your best friends ever. It is also loacted near RAF Lakenheath. If you ever go to England, go here, it is only 2 hours away from London.
Guy 1-You go to Weeting often?

Guy 2-Yeah, dick 'ead, I live there, you fucking cunt, why dont you live there? I'll tell you why, because youre too pussy!
Weeting by skown March 5, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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