weedlef 

ur such an idiot looking this up.

Jeff : “—hey man u should look up ‘weedlef’ on urban dictionary”

Bill : “um no what is it?” — *proceeds to look up word* (like an idiot would)

weedlef by lilycoole May 18, 2021

tuck the weedle 

The act of a male tucking his penis behind his legs. Most often done by closet transvestites while looking into a mirror and dancing around while you have a captive in a pit.

Easily defined by the actions of Tedd Levine as he played Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb in "Silence of the Lambs". As he danced in the scene, singing, "Do you want to fuck me", he performed a "tuck the weedle".

tuck the weedle by KnektR April 24, 2007

Weedleberries 

The droppings of your herb into a toilet that look like tiny dingleberries

Tiny, tiny poops, Weedleberries

Weedleberries by Grand Master Flashes March 1, 2009

Steam weedle 

The facial expression and screeching sound one makes when they ejaculate and the sperm is boiling hot.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my steam weedle.

Steam weedle by HockeyShot November 17, 2014

weedlexic 

a form of dyslexia that is only brought out under the influence of marijuana(term coined by steve and tristen)

i cant read this shit im too high im not dyslexic im weedlexic

weedlexic by steve and tris September 3, 2009

Weedless 

When you have run out of marijuana. You are now bored and are anxiously waiting your next oppurtunity to possess and smoke weed.

"Fuck, I've been weedless for 17 days and probably like 12 hours or something, whatever I'm fucking tired."

Weedless by Kakorat On crack or not hahaaba April 12, 2005

Weedle slorp 

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image

Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"

Weedle slorp by Bitch_beans April 16, 2022