weed ho

A ho who hangs around as long as the weed does.

Loretta smoked up all my Kush, then split. Weed ho.

by funkspiel December 4, 2006

weed horn

1. A familiar piece of regular use in one's glassware collection, that is not a favorite, and does not hold significant financial or emotional value.

2. Any device used for smoking marijuana that is conspicuously horn shaped.

Man 1: Man, I am so sorry. I dropped your bowl on the floor and it shattered.

Man 2: No foul dude, it was just a little weed horn I picked up at the corner store a few months ago.

You: Check out my new sherlock, it looks like a saxophone!

Me: A veritable weed-horn!

by DerDoktor January 27, 2014

Weed hoe

A girl that whores out for a group of guys so that she can smoke their weed for free. They are usually underage, but could pass for 18. Typically a pretty girl from a nice family that just dresses scummy and hangs out with scummy guys (that are also typically from nice families)

Typical attire:

- Pajama bottoms or sweatpants

- Tight tank top

- Bob marley tshirt

- Lax pinny

- The sweatshirt of one of the guys they hang with

- Flip flops

- Hemp jewelery

- Sloppy bun

- Belly button ring

She's totally leading him on so she can smoke his shit for free.. What a weed hoe.

by timeismanmade October 4, 2010

weed hoes and alcohol

the prerequisites for a kickass party

That party last night had weed hoes and alcohol. It was a pretty kickass party

by lifesprettychill June 23, 2011

Greedy Little Weed Hog

One who tries to deceive his friends into allowing him to take another hit, an incredibly selfish stoner, one who invents new "rules" that allow him to take two hits in a row, an evil Ganja consuming critter that craves and needs THC in order to survive

John: "Oh my God dude you are such a Greedy little weed hog!"
Will: "No man its totally my turn because that last hit didn't count because i was on the phone"
John: "Whatever dude you're still a greedy little weed hog!"

by SicEm March 28, 2009

Weed Hoar

Its a girl that loves to smoke weed, but never got any money or bud. She will hang out wit dudes and other girls mans and them just to smoke. This type a bitch thinks shes cool, hood or gangsta. She just a broke ass female with no dough or plans to get dough.

She smokes with her best friends boyfriend on the low. She will also smoke wit the girl that her best friends boyfriend cheated on her wit. She will also think there is nothing wrong with this "Situation". Thats a weed hoar.

by S to the fucking P December 1, 2010

weed horny

when you have a really strong urge to smoke weed almost as if you are horny for it

bro I was so weed horny last night but I never ended up smoking

by nigga148 October 19, 2019