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weed greed

The sudden characteristic of greed which strikes some in the presence of weed. Common effects include: begging incessantly for somebody to give up their hard-earned weed, hogging the spliff when it's being passed round, or watering at the mouth in the presence of another person's herb.
Example of weed greed:
John: Oh my god Dave, you have weed, give me some!
Dave: Nah sorry, I only have just enough for myself.
John: Oh my god, pleaaase. Please I want some! Just 2 puffs! Please! Come on!
Dave: Fuck off.
by jamessssy November 22, 2010
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greedy weed zombie

someone who comes over and smokes all your weed....or tries to.
someone that tries to steal your weed
a particularly nasty looking zombie with a blunt in his hand who wont pass it.
"Look Jane! It's a greedy weed zombie!! Run for your weed!!"
by KayYo April 19, 2008
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Greedy Little Weed Hog

One who tries to deceive his friends into allowing him to take another hit, an incredibly selfish stoner, one who invents new "rules" that allow him to take two hits in a row, an evil Ganja consuming critter that craves and needs THC in order to survive
John: "Oh my God dude you are such a Greedy little weed hog!"
Will: "No man its totally my turn because that last hit didn't count because i was on the phone"
John: "Whatever dude you're still a greedy little weed hog!"
by SicEm March 28, 2009
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weedgrees

Stoner talk for measurement of temperature (F). Only to be used within close proximity of "the garage," as to thoroughly annoy.
Do you know how many weedgrees it is outside? Shut up or I'm gonna kick your ass.
by Nader H. May 11, 2008
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