weed greed 

The sudden characteristic of greed which strikes some in the presence of weed. Common effects include: begging incessantly for somebody to give up their hard-earned weed, hogging the spliff when it's being passed round, or watering at the mouth in the presence of another person's herb.

Example of weed greed:
John: Oh my god Dave, you have weed, give me some!
Dave: Nah sorry, I only have just enough for myself.
John: Oh my god, pleaaase. Please I want some! Just 2 puffs! Please! Come on!
Dave: Fuck off.

weed greed by jamessssy November 22, 2010

greedy weed zombie 

someone who comes over and smokes all your weed....or tries to.
someone that tries to steal your weed
a particularly nasty looking zombie with a blunt in his hand who wont pass it.

"Look Jane! It's a greedy weed zombie!! Run for your weed!!"

greedy weed zombie by KayYo April 19, 2008

Greedy Little Weed Hog 

One who tries to deceive his friends into allowing him to take another hit, an incredibly selfish stoner, one who invents new "rules" that allow him to take two hits in a row, an evil Ganja consuming critter that craves and needs THC in order to survive

John: "Oh my God dude you are such a Greedy little weed hog!"
Will: "No man its totally my turn because that last hit didn't count because i was on the phone"
John: "Whatever dude you're still a greedy little weed hog!"

Greedy Little Weed Hog by SicEm March 28, 2009

weedgrees 

Stoner talk for measurement of temperature (F). Only to be used within close proximity of "the garage," as to thoroughly annoy.

Do you know how many weedgrees it is outside? Shut up or I'm gonna kick your ass.

weedgrees by Nader H. May 11, 2008