Wedger

Someone who wears their pants too high and gives themself a wedgie. A sagger's archenemy.

Hey you see that wedger over there? Lets go pull their pants down!

by Niggabob Saggypants February 28, 2020

Wedger

The person who gives the wedgie. In MN they happen alot but the person if we dont know there name we call them a wedger.

Once some guy was at a park and gave a kid a hanging wedgie then he walked away we called him a wedger.

by Thomas1234567891 July 11, 2008

Wedger

One who randomly joins conversations, with random information that hardly pertains to the original conversation.

"Dammit Savy, go away and stop being a wedger! we weren't even talking about Amilia!

by Beandaddio December 02, 2016

Wedger

A derogatory term for someone of short stature.

that kid is such a fuck'n wedger.
holy shit, you did it with that wedge, you'd better get checked.

by shortstakk October 09, 2010

apple wedger

A violent sexual act in which the man stradles a girl's face and mouth fucks her

It's pump when you do the apple wedger on girls. It makes them holler

by jacko123678 August 22, 2009

poo wedger

Another person who rams his cock into anothers ass forming a wedge shaped poo to be excreted.

"you totally poo wedged me bro"

"I'm a poo wedger"

by becca jade May 04, 2008

Fart Wedger

A Fart Wedger is a slice of toilet tissue wrapped to a sufficient size and persuision(Color does not matter). The said wedge is then inserted into a comfortable position between the anal cheeks. The benefit is gained from this is evedent during a public session when a fart is at a point of non-return, by acting as a sound filter. Remember to look surprised when the scent eminates.

Removal of the wedge is not required as a Borrance will eject it, at this point seat an new wedge.

This originates from Alabama - see Alabama Ejaculation Cake

Parp(whisper) - Thank christ for the fart wedger.

by Sid Tetley July 19, 2006