Webstacle

Inability to find what you desire while searching on the internet (web). This could be due to the fact that what you are searching for does not exist; or there were too many similar links/choices interfering with my ability to complete the task.

I was searching for instructions for how to build a bench for my backyard on the internet and I could not find relevent instructions. I could not overcome the webstacle in my way, and could not find the instructions. No bench was built. Similar to obstacle.....but since the medium was the web.... it became a webstacle.

Webstacle by Boyracer500 June 19, 2010

webstalking 

Using web-based resources such as search engines and online databases to locate, trace, track, or monitor other individuals.

By webstalking my friend from high school, he was able to find her current address, the name and place of business of her husband, part of her social security number, and the schools to which all of her kids belong. I also found numerous photos from throughout the years through webstalking.

webstalking by Ms. R-P July 5, 2008

webstracted

To become distracted by anything and everything on the web. Including ads, posts, games, links, notifications and messages. Almost to the point of forgetting what you were doing to begin with.

"I was trying to research facts for my essay and got webstracted by the new trailer for the new Black Ops 32 that's coming out!"

webstracted by Amanda Nicole Romanach July 27, 2015

Westicle 

A peculiar member of a Canadian Web Forum that was decorated for an act of bravery.

Westicle had the fortitude to back into a fire and try to rescue a trapped man.

Westicle by CGSArgus April 17, 2009

Westicle 

A fat (presumably) Canadian with a gross left foot, who does nothing but sit at his computer and post random crap all day on a forum about "guns".

"They see me rollin', they hatin'"-Westicle
"Check out my foot!"-Westicle
"I like boobies!"-Westicle

Westicle by Westicle's Lover June 29, 2009

Dirty westicle 

The act of cutting a males testicles and having them fall into a females butthole. The femal when then do a timed 40 yard dash while screaming the national anthem. If the femal does not finish the 40 yard dash in under 4.5 seconds, she must lick the males rectum until she sees starts and passes out

Yo hunter did you see those kids from across town do the dirty westicle?

Dirty westicle by Titty milk & cereal November 6, 2016

Mr.Westache 

A disgusting greasy failed attempt at a mustache, longer than peach fuzz but not quite at the stage of a Porn 'stache.

Becky, please shave that Mr.Westache you look like a Mexican.

Mr.Westache by Iek CcM February 15, 2010