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webonics 

The dialect of English used online. Especially in chat rooms and on bulletin boards.
LMAO... newbies can't understand webonics - STFU unless u r l337.
webonics by Geoff B August 2, 2003
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Webonics 

Similar in context to Ebonics, but used by suburban white teens who like to use stupid slang terms instead of actual words to speak.
Person one: "I'm texting my BIFFFLE"
Person two: "Chyeah Brospeh"
Person three: "Quit with the Webonics, use english"
Webonics by JoeyJr. February 16, 2010

webonics 

The English dialect used online, especially in chatrooms and on bulletin boards.
d00d thinks he's lee7, i was LMFAO. u r 2 kewl, tell him to STFU!
webonics by Geoff B August 2, 2003

Webonics 

White people speak.
Webonics:
Rory: Yo, what's goin' on man?

Chaz: Not much dude, just about to chillback and stroke my axe on my futon
Webonics by daddy7 March 23, 2010

Webriotic 

Feeling, expressing, or inspiring love for a community website.
Person 1: Man, this website is awesome. Every other site sucks.

Person 2: You're just being webriotic.
Webriotic by xAntimonyx August 6, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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