webloq

a method of sending email privately so that no one but the sender and recipient can see or read the recipient's edress, the sender's edress, nor the message. A cure for spam, phishing, and surveilance.

He webloq'd her a picture of himself in the shower and she got really horny for him...

webloq by turgidity September 8, 2009

weblog 

in it most simplistic variant its a single persons journal posted to a website. however the range all the way to corporate sites about new products to several people writing news to many people writing many things.

livejournal.com, blogger.com, slashdot.com. my weblog entry for the day was about how blog has sprung up in use with online journals because people were getting them confused with server logs.

weblog by bigposerhead February 7, 2005

Webloid 

A blog full of gossip and made up stories, usually written by bums who can't get a job at a normal magazine industry (that is, a tabloid published via the web.) Often shortened to 'bloid.

I'm tired of seeing Michael Jackson, Jaycee Dugard, and alien autopsies pop up in all the usual webloids.

Webloid by Knom Deguerre May 10, 2011

weblogic 

A web server commonly used to host Java enterprise applications. It works just good enough that it is not cast aside, but not poor enough that someone has been convinced to write a better tool. Frequently, unexpected errors will surface without justification, and can be solved by restarting the server.

User 1: Why doesn't this damned thing work!?!
User 2: Have you tried restarting the weblogic server?
User 1: ...DAMMIT! Now it works!

weblogic by Disgruntled User September 28, 2007

weblogment 

leaving an extra long comment on someone's myspace page.

Hey Karen, sorry about the weblogment I left on your page last night.

weblogment by New Hotness January 9, 2009

WebLord PePe 

Someone who is homosexual. Talks with a lisp and uses the phrase "Daaaahling!" a lot. Also made the city stink.

"Oh HULLOOOO daaahling!"
"Oh shit here comes WebLord PePe"

WebLord PePe by Highpirate January 27, 2009

weblong

Rushing to the internet to find information without engaging brain beforehand!

"I could have worked it out, but I just rushed weblong into Google..."

weblong by Minshaw April 28, 2006