Small ass town in central texas that consists of only one fun thing- the river. Tourist flock here for market days and locals barr their doors and windows.

Guy 1: "Wanna go float the river?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lets head out to Wimberley."

Wimberley by MillaBee December 31, 2010

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Wimberley High School

Wimberley high school is one of the bitchiest, stupidest, cow-herded schools in Texas. It is made of a majority of Jocks. If not a jock, pothead, or asshole you are of what they call the "lower-class". Students are "herded" from one class to another much like cattle would be.

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Wimberley High School by pittbullchicka May 7, 2011

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wimberley

completely boring town in central Texas with two things to do smoke pot and swim tourists come and bother locals with dick head cops that will shoot you if you step out of your car near austin

A) hey im bored what do you want to do?
B) we can smoke or swim in wimberley thats it

wimberley by frozen vodka January 19, 2012

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Webbernet

Another more, unique word to call the common internet.

I'm going to browse the webbernet while you listen to your ipod, okay?

Webbernet by Nah-hur August 6, 2010

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wimberley

The cutest most badass girl out there! She has an amazing smile, and is super awesome. If you are talking to her you most likely will smile too because of her sweet nature. Anyone would love to have her in their life and don't know what they are missing out on if they don't know her.

That girl is such a badass her name must be Wimberley

wimberley by homie12344 January 23, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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