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wimberley 

completely boring town in central Texas with two things to do smoke pot and swim tourists come and bother locals with dick head cops that will shoot you if you step out of your car near austin
A) hey im bored what do you want to do?
B) we can smoke or swim in wimberley thats it
wimberley by frozen vodka January 19, 2012

wimberley 

The cutest most badass girl out there! She has an amazing smile, and is super awesome. If you are talking to her you most likely will smile too because of her sweet nature. Anyone would love to have her in their life and don't know what they are missing out on if they don't know her.
That girl is such a badass her name must be Wimberley
wimberley by homie12344 January 23, 2018

Wimberley 

Awesome small town in central texas about 45 minutes southwest of austin. Many things to do - Blue Hole, Market Days, antiquing, shopping, hanging out. Best football team in the land! Best marching band in the land! Great place to raise your kids. Town has no Walmart, Home Depot or any 'big box' stores to change the flavor of small town life. Only one elementary school, only one JH, only one HS - no one messes with the Wimberley Texans!
If you want to raise your kids in an awesome community that is small but still near big enough cities if you need to go, live in Wimberley!
Wimberley by crazymom18 December 7, 2011

Wimberley High School 

Wimberley high school is one of the bitchiest, stupidest, cow-herded schools in Texas. It is made of a majority of Jocks. If not a jock, pothead, or asshole you are of what they call the "lower-class". Students are "herded" from one class to another much like cattle would be.

Wemberley 

Similar to Engerland
It is a football adaptaion
From Wembley
Allows an extra sylibal for better rhythm
Wemberley, Wemberley, Wemberley Wemberley Nah Nah
Wemberley by Villar2gud July 4, 2008

Kimberley 

An Awesome Girl, Whoever has her is a lucky guy, and should be grateful they've got someone as funny, sexy, intelligent and awesome as her. Don't give her up :P
Kimberley's Awesome, and she's all mine: "Antonio" :* (hug) (h)
Kimberley by Antman968 July 3, 2011