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Like a weasel - weasel like qualities in appearance and/or manner in humans. For a thorough examination of the concept see 'Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel'.
A certain economist comes across as a bit of a weasel, without naming names, I would say this economist is weasily, e.g. Ivan Krisskoff is weasily.
Weasily by benwallace13 October 12, 2010
Words you can keep

weasileurant 

adjective: weasely by nature. cheap, dishonest.
"I can't beleive Alvin went behind my back, and asked her out! that is the most weasileurant shit ever!"
weasileurant by sandspit October 18, 2007

Sporting a Weasely 

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.
Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.
Sporting a Weasely by Morik June 14, 2010

Pulling a Weasely 

Hiding an erection with pillows (or any other object), while sitting down.

This term comes from a scene in Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, when Mr. Weasely is talking to Hermione. Through that entire scene he is constantly holding a pillow over his crotch.

This term is not to be confused with Sporting a Weasely, although they are similar.
Man, I totally had an erection the entire time I was talking to Sally.

Wow, what did she say about that?

Nothing, I luckily was Pulling a Weasely the whole time. She never got to see what I was hiding.
Pulling a Weasely by Morik June 14, 2010

Ginny Weasly 

The hottest girl in "Harry Potter". She is very much the girl next door, though has a temper & a libido (typical of redheads), but is not a slut.
Ginny Weasly is sexy.
A shady ass person that likes to have their mouth open as wide as their legs. They have multiple sexual relationships without the knowledge or consent of any of their significant others and will sneak off the moment you fall asleep or turn your back. Never trust someone with a weasely rep.
Mary: Hey, have you been hanging out with Tim lately?
Jane: Ew, fuck no. Tim's a weasely little bitch. He cheats on everybody.
weasely by Emily & Pahut June 8, 2015

Weasely hot 

Vaguely sexy in the manner of a small and slippery predator.
The therapist in ‘Good Girls’ is so unprofessional, but I can’t help but find him weasely hot
Weasely hot by Wildglade70 September 3, 2021
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