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Wear the hat 

To walk the talk, present the stone, you are the shit and anyone who has their brains fully on will know you are wearing the hat. When you are the polymath, still remain humble about it even thru successful pioneering. Don't take shit from the miserable nagging crows that talk shit and eat shit. You are a peaceful lion. A king or queen. Welcome to the pack.
Do whatever you have to do to figure things out. Wear the hat. Because only you know how it needs to fit.
Wear the hat by Retrostyle November 30, 2020
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wear the hat 

having sex with someone
I want to wear the hat with that guy.
wear the hat by Serenity82 November 2, 2008

wear the hat ride the cowboy

wear the hat ride the cowboy - You’re having sexual relations the person who’s hat you’re wearing.

A practice in the south, at least in Texas, where a guy will give you his hat to let other guys know you are taken.
“Omg, Amy! Randy gave me his hat,” said Julia.

“You know what that means,” said Amy.

“No,” said Julia.

“wear the hat ride the cowboy,” said Amy. Ok

wear the fox hat 

(phrase) Sounds innocent enough, but say it with an Irish accent and people might think you've just said "where the fuck's that".
American wearing a fox hat: When I told the folks back home that I was coming to Auchtermuchty, they said, "Wear the fox hat!"
wear the fox hat by EqualsPeach November 1, 2017

wear the fox hat 

Having a woman sitting on your face. A woman with a very large hairy bush. And if she is a red-head, it is a perfect fox hat.
Dude 1: "Tonight my friend, I shall wear the fox hat."
Dude 2: "Yo Dawg! Way to go, my man."

Millions wear the hats 

A silly meme about gnomes living in the forest

It is mostly featured on tiktok/instagram
Millions wear the hats, they notice me trying to find them

Millions Wear The Hats 

A Neo-Nazi dog whistle used to refer to Jews, usually also saying “we need to hunt them” aka we need to hunt/kill the Jews

Usually used in a deceitfully innocent way.
Person 1: I wonder if gnomes are real

Nazi: Millions Wear The Hats

Person 1: They sure do, wonder why?

Person 2: It’s a Nazi dog whistle

Person 1: Oh
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