wear the fox hat

(phrase) Sounds innocent enough, but say it with an Irish accent and people might think you've just said "where the fuck's that".

American wearing a fox hat: When I told the folks back home that I was coming to Auchtermuchty, they said, "Wear the fox hat!"

by EqualsPeach November 1, 2017

wear the fox hat

Having a woman sitting on your face. A woman with a very large hairy bush. And if she is a red-head, it is a perfect fox hat.

Dude 1: "Tonight my friend, I shall wear the fox hat."
Dude 2: "Yo Dawg! Way to go, my man."

by Wizards Sleeve March 6, 2007