Wear a hat 

Common parlance in England for wearing a condom

Man 1: Oy! That one's a knock out.

Man 2: Don't matter how pretty she is mate. Always wear a hat.

Wear a hat by Petri Baeldish November 5, 2021

I'd wear a hat on a day like that 

A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.

- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

I'd wear a hat on a day like that by Drew Garrison February 23, 2007

Go Wear A Hat 

Means go to hell or fuck you

“Did you just call me ugly? Go wear a hat bitch”

Go Wear A Hat by Coleshot January 24, 2020

National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

National Wear A Squid Hat Day by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

wear me like a hat 

the act of one female sitting on the head of a male. (preferably nick haro)

Oh yeah, wear me like a hat daddy!

wear me like a hat by bretttttttttttttt October 30, 2007

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

Don't wear fire as a hat 

The term means don't be a hot head

don't wear fire as a hat

Don't wear fire as a hat by Trikc17 March 13, 2019