Wear a hat
Wear a hat by Petri Baeldish November 5, 2021
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I'd wear a hat on a day like that
A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.
- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!
I'd wear a hat on a day like that by Drew Garrison February 23, 2007
Go Wear A Hat
Go Wear A Hat by Coleshot January 24, 2020
National Wear A Squid Hat Day
On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.
Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
National Wear A Squid Hat Day by ExoticHats May 8, 2020
wear me like a hat
wear me like a hat by bretttttttttttttt October 30, 2007
i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat
to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat by discombobulator! November 21, 2010