weakquel

A shitty sequel to a good movie.

Did you see the new Star Wars? It's just another lame weakquel.

by Disco Diablo April 21, 2018

weaquels

noun. Any of the Star Wars prequels or sequels, numbered Episodes 1 - 3 and 7 - 9. These movies proved that George Lucas had lost touch with the franchise, become a soulless hack and passed the torch to deficient assheads to figuratively rape and murder a beloved intellectual property.

"I think there a tiny bits of the weaquels that are cool, but overall they're a collection of poorly written trash. They stink worse than I imagine Rancor diarrhea would. I think by far the worst scene is when Luke drinks blue tiddie milk right from the source."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021