weaquels

noun. Any of the Star Wars prequels or sequels, numbered Episodes 1 - 3 and 7 - 9. These movies proved that George Lucas had lost touch with the franchise, become a soulless hack and passed the torch to deficient assheads to figuratively rape and murder a beloved intellectual property.

"I think there a tiny bits of the weaquels that are cool, but overall they're a collection of poorly written trash. They stink worse than I imagine Rancor diarrhea would. I think by far the worst scene is when Luke drinks blue tiddie milk right from the source."

weaquels by GoinRoje December 11, 2021