If you have a person, saying stuff you don’t care about, hit them with a “wdiab” which translates to “when did I ask bitch” So if there is a situation where you do not give a shit, especially when texting someone, hit them with it.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.