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wazzik . to describe some one you do not like or cannot stand . some one of a gormless nature
bloke 1 gaz "that bloke davey is not that bright"
bloke 2 tony "yeah a know hes a fucking wazzik"
wazzik by miketurbin February 13, 2009
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Similar meaning to pillock. Someone who has proved themselves to be a bit of an idiot. Is usually irritating.

The term is often used as an insult against someone who has caused the insulter harm in some way.

Somewhat outdated the term is rarely used today.
That wazzak still owes me £50
wazzak by JB June 18, 2006
Related Words
wazzik Wazzing wazzak Wazzie wazzok Wazzaked Wazzis wazzic wazzick wazzicle
"This charlatan, this cad, this wazzok!"
Wazzok by sonjaislame September 21, 2021
A British slang term, popular in the 1970s, meaning moron or idiot. Often used and an insult or slight against an individual whose views the insulter finds offensive.
Boris Johnson is a complete wazzak.
wazzak by wordcops September 5, 2015

Wazzaked 

To be hugely intoxicated following a massive party session, Wazzaked refers to the unbelievably drunken behaviour and actions of an intoxicated party monkey...

"Wazzaklettes" refers to a female group who are all "Wazzaked" whilst "Wazzalads" refers to the male variation.

"Wazzaki" is the study of this area of behaviour.
Kat: "Oh my god did you see Dave last night?!"...
Jimmy: "Haha yeah he was totally Wazzaked!".

Becks: "F*ck it, lets go find some birds to pull"...
Jimmy: "Eh up, theres a big group of Wazzaklettes".
Wazzaked by Jimmy 86' July 30, 2008
usually people like mr bean, brothers, you will no one when you see one
wazzak by emily April 8, 2005

wazzing out 

Getting very excited about.

Not necessarily sexual, although it does have that connotation. Can be used by girls too.
Even though it's years old, I'm watching Entourage from the beginning and I'm wazzing out on Sir Peter Jackson's guest spot.
wazzing out by MsCC July 3, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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