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Often used in sentences to help highlight one's stupidity in a given subject. Originating from the Higher-Bohmrich dialect of the English Language, the word has been used for hundreds of years to help identify, and violate complete, utter fucks.
*Bus driver breaks too hard*

"You vile Wazzok; Piss right off you twat"
Wazzok by Fortnite Gamer 69240rotty November 22, 2021
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wazzok • wazzock • wazok • wazzak • wazzo • Wazzob • wazook • wazookie • Wazzaked • wazzik
1) Twit, nitwit, also 'Twazzok'

2) V. tr - to wazzok, to do very little

3) Adj.
1) You wazzok!

2) 'I am wazzoking off over there'; wazzoking around

3) 'What the wazzoking aardvark?!'
wazzok by tunclr4 September 20, 2005
"Wazzon John hows it going"!!!!
wazzon by Paddy Buck September 4, 2006
Noun.
Jamaican british slang for idiot/fool. Possibly a corruption of the northern english insult wazzock.
A wha' de rass do yuh? Yuh stinkin' wazook!
wazook by Dr Afrowolf November 27, 2015
origin - Northern England

An idiot or daft person
Ahh yer g'ert wazzock
wazzock by mizz spent youth February 28, 2004
wazzik . to describe some one you do not like or cannot stand . some one of a gormless nature
bloke 1 gaz "that bloke davey is not that bright"
bloke 2 tony "yeah a know hes a fucking wazzik"
wazzik by miketurbin February 13, 2009
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