Kazakhstan, greatest
country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium
Kazakhstan home of
dipshit swimming pool.
Its length 30 meter, width six meter
Filtration
system a marvel to behold
It remove
18% of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
A very nosy
people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser pants.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for too many scars
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to
tip of its face!