Where is it? Where are they?
by None ya B.I. December 22, 2016
Get the way e at mug.An expression used when something is not done properly.
Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*
You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
by ezeebee January 18, 2009
Get the That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini mug.Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.
-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"
-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.
-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!
-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.
-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!
by C-Money and The Hauss-man December 23, 2013
Get the eating corn the long way mug.by Seano Vox August 13, 2008
Get the Eats Corn the Long way mug.A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "Birthday Quote" to wish happy birthday to someone in the US.
People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).
Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).
Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...
2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...
3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!
*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.
Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...
3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!
*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.
Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
by saruccia September 20, 2010
Get the Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake mug.anything sick that someone does. it doesn't matter what it is, it can be used to describe anything that you think sounds, looks or acts nasty (or sucky).
"dude, your mom eats corn the long way."
"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."
"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."
eating corn the wrong way
"i'm not gay just you eat corn the long way."
"this movie sucks. it totally eats corn the long way."
eating corn the wrong way
by kanga kanga kanga March 10, 2008
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