wax daddy

Lancelot (Dan Stevens) in Night of the Mueseum, with his nose fucked up.

"I'd totally fuck wax daddy, but I'm afraid his dick would melt."

by ScarletScorpio July 12, 2017

wax Daddy's cane

Famed by the infamous Lee Corso,the ex- coach and broadcaster from ESPN. Legend has it Corso exclaims this whilst getting his piece smoked by young college hotties in bars while bouncing from town to town doing games.

"Yo! Sweetheart! I'd love for you to come over here and wax Daddy's cane!"

by The Man Himself December 18, 2004