A clumsy or
awkward guy, who constantly screws things up. Not quite a loser, he may just be unlucky. You may still friends with one, but still.
Fairly common in Western
New York, Buffalo
"
Barry spilled the bag of weed all over the carpet. Then, while reaching second base with Adele, he threw up on her
shoes!"
"Yeah? When he borrowed Steve's
car, someone sideswiped it..."
"Barry. That dude is a total watney."
"Word."