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A group of fuckwitts and wankers
irc.watnet.org - no more to be said.
watnet by awwguess August 4, 2004
Words you can keep
Hey you missed spelled water its w-a-t-e-r. I'm sorry you failed a literally spelling one of the easiest words ever. I feel bad
"Hey your a dick cause you spelled water watet"
"Hey asshole check your spelling, you spelled it watet"
watet by Lyrical Eyes September 5, 2018
Related Words
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she's her parents waneta
waneta by anthony joshie January 11, 2018

Mark Watney 

The guy who grew potatoes on Mars using his own shit as fertilizer.

He is from Andy Weir's book "The Martian" (2011) and was portrayed by Matt Damon in the 2015 film with the same name.
There're two things that Mark Watney hates.
Disco and Potatoes
Mark Watney by ben-mactavish January 20, 2021
The term ‘Wetnet’ derives from group chats on Snapchat made by horny adults. Often nudes are posted on the group story, which everyone in the group can see and view.
Dude 1: Bro my Snapchat do be looking dry asf.. u got any ideas?

Dude 2: Nah don’t worry about it, I’ll invite you to this wetnet group on Snapchat
wetnet by idobelikethat September 11, 2021
A clumsy or awkward guy, who constantly screws things up. Not quite a loser, he may just be unlucky. You may still friends with one, but still.

Fairly common in Western New York, Buffalo
"Barry spilled the bag of weed all over the carpet. Then, while reaching second base with Adele, he threw up on her shoes!"

"Yeah? When he borrowed Steve's car, someone sideswiped it..."

"Barry. That dude is a total watney."

"Word."
Watney by HRCostigan January 2, 2013

warnette 

Enemies to lovers excellence. Served iconic lines such as ‘lift your hips for me, love.’ ‘I want to be the friend you fall hopelessly in love with.’ ‘My heart is yours. Please don’t ever give it back to me.’ And more!
Ship Warnette for clear skin!”
warnette by Elizaliza July 12, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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