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waneta
waneta by anthony joshie January 11, 2018
Mark Watney
The guy who grew potatoes on Mars using his own shit as fertilizer.
He is from Andy Weir's book "The Martian" (2011) and was portrayed by Matt Damon in the 2015 film with the same name.
He is from Andy Weir's book "The Martian" (2011) and was portrayed by Matt Damon in the 2015 film with the same name.
Mark Watney by ben-mactavish January 20, 2021
wetnet
The term ‘Wetnet’ derives from group chats on Snapchat made by horny adults. Often nudes are posted on the group story, which everyone in the group can see and view.
Dude 1: Bro my Snapchat do be looking dry asf.. u got any ideas?
Dude 2: Nah don’t worry about it, I’ll invite you to this wetnet group on Snapchat
Dude 2: Nah don’t worry about it, I’ll invite you to this wetnet group on Snapchat
wetnet by idobelikethat September 11, 2021
Watney
A clumsy or awkward guy, who constantly screws things up. Not quite a loser, he may just be unlucky. You may still friends with one, but still.
Fairly common in Western New York, Buffalo
Fairly common in Western New York, Buffalo
"Barry spilled the bag of weed all over the carpet. Then, while reaching second base with Adele, he threw up on her shoes!"
"Yeah? When he borrowed Steve's car, someone sideswiped it..."
"Barry. That dude is a total watney."
"Word."
"Yeah? When he borrowed Steve's car, someone sideswiped it..."
"Barry. That dude is a total watney."
"Word."
Watney by HRCostigan January 2, 2013
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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