wannet 

A small folding case for carrying paper money, credit cards and other flat objects, that can be carried in a pocket and is used especially by men: He pulled out a big, fat wannet.

.....(looks for wannet)...(finds it) Wannet!!

wannet by Chiweenie May 15, 2018

Winnet picker 

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

Winnet picker by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

Wannatarian 

Justifying you're non-meat eating practices, even though you eat meat on a regular basis through lack of willpower.

"He said he was starting a vegetarian diet last week, but now he is over there scarfing down a meaty cheeseburger."

"I know... he's a total Wannatarian."

Wannatarian by gemgasmic August 4, 2009

Wannstache 

The mustache that Dave Wannstadt, head coach of the Pitt Panther Football team, sports on his mug. It closely resembles a Portstache, or a mustache similar to a 70's porn star.

Dumb-ass Wannstache punted on 3rd and 10 again.

Wannstache by mm54 January 4, 2008

wanket 

Any impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up jizz.

"Dude, don't put that shirt on! I used that as a wanket last night when my girlfriend was over!"

wanket by Dan Patterson February 1, 2007

Wannes

Wannes aka an Uber man. A Wannes is a very manly man who is always in somekind of positive mood.
He is extremely gifted in sports and incredibly strong. Everybody likes a Wannes cuz they are so funny and smart. On the other hand, a Wannes sometimes just doesn't care about what you have to say. But even if a Wannes doens't care about your story, you still think he is awesome. And at last, a Wannes always stays cool and won't make a fool of himself

That guy is awesome, it's a Wannes

Wannes by dragonfreak August 23, 2011

Pulling a Winnetka 

How you describe the actions of a driver that shows complete obliviousness to their surroundings.

Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.

Me: "That car almost backed into that baby carriage!"

You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."

Pulling a Winnetka by MioMioMio March 10, 2009