wannet
A small folding case for carrying paper money, credit cards and other flat objects, that can be carried in a pocket and is used especially by men: He pulled out a big, fat wannet.
.....(looks for wannet)...(finds it) Wannet!!
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Winnet picker
Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.
Winnet picker by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003
Wannatarian
Justifying you're non-meat eating practices, even though you eat meat on a regular basis through lack of willpower.
"He said he was starting a vegetarian diet last week, but now he is over there scarfing down a meaty cheeseburger."
"I know... he's a total Wannatarian."
"I know... he's a total Wannatarian."
Wannatarian by gemgasmic August 4, 2009
Wannstache
The mustache that Dave Wannstadt, head coach of the Pitt Panther Football team, sports on his mug. It closely resembles a Portstache, or a mustache similar to a 70's porn star.
Wannstache by mm54 January 4, 2008
wanket
wanket by Dan Patterson February 1, 2007
Wannes
Wannes aka an Uber man. A Wannes is a very manly man who is always in somekind of positive mood.
He is extremely gifted in sports and incredibly strong. Everybody likes a Wannes cuz they are so funny and smart. On the other hand, a Wannes sometimes just doesn't care about what you have to say. But even if a Wannes doens't care about your story, you still think he is awesome. And at last, a Wannes always stays cool and won't make a fool of himself
He is extremely gifted in sports and incredibly strong. Everybody likes a Wannes cuz they are so funny and smart. On the other hand, a Wannes sometimes just doesn't care about what you have to say. But even if a Wannes doens't care about your story, you still think he is awesome. And at last, a Wannes always stays cool and won't make a fool of himself
Wannes by dragonfreak August 23, 2011
Pulling a Winnetka
How you describe the actions of a driver that shows complete obliviousness to their surroundings.
Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.
Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.
Me: "That car almost backed into that baby carriage!"
You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."
You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."
Pulling a Winnetka by MioMioMio March 10, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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