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watery cum 

A man gets watery cum if he is fucking too much or drinks way too much water or Gatorade.
Stop drinking so much fucking Gatorade! You have a case of watery cum.
watery cum by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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night-water cum 

night-water cum is the splooge that several cadets leave in the glass of water you keep on your nightstand after they jack off into it.
When I wake up in the morning, I always have night-water cum in my glass and the taste of my roomies' jizz in my mouth!
night-water cum by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

night-water cum 

night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.
My roomies are frequently jacking off in my water glass and leaving me night-water cum to drink!
night-water cum by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

night-water cum 

night-water cum is the cum that one or more of a guy's roommies jacks off into.
Some of my roomies are leaving me night-water cum -- I wake up to get a drink and my cup is full of their cumshots!
night-water cum by USAF Cadet August 4, 2021

Water cum 

Colorless cum with a very low volume of sperm. Wich can be caused by ejaculating too much
I should really stop masturbatiting, ik starting to get water cum
Water cum by Hymro May 2, 2025

cum-water 

cum-water is a glass of night-water with another guy's cum in it.
Somebody jacked off in my night water and now it's cum-water, but I know who it was -- I recognize the taste of his cum!
cum-water by eda-skip October 17, 2021

cum water 

cum water is the pre-cum or semen, a sexual lubricant that secretes when the penis is aroused and supposedly doesn't contain many sperm.
don't worry baby, it's just a little cum water
cum water by marla420 July 26, 2011
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