(aka. "University of Wokerloo", "UWokerloo" or simply "UWoke")
If you want the wokest education in the North American continent, look no further. We have it right here at the University of Waterloo. UWaterloo has established a decades-old reputation for being the undisputed intellectual hothouse for future Wokers and
Woke leaders alike, whatwith all the misguided hypocritical liberal-political hogwash that started here.
In other
words, if you're looking for academic success here, you will only succeed in getting your brain fried, drained or
washed by the pretentious
clowns who are there to give you the "waterloo" of a lifetime.