The biggest load of chavy shite currently on TV with headmasters/mistresses who bugger off from the school to attend to ONE pupil's needs, term dates that don't make sense, pupils in wrong classes and discipline that involves slapping, shouting and shagging. Normally someone dies and it's a real pity they don't all snuff it and put something decent on like X Factor! (joke)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods