baptizing

the method of wetting a joint with you lips so it would burn slower.

"yo, let's smoke a joint"
"baptize it thirst man"
"aite"

by unowned August 12, 2005

baptizing the twins

When you sit down on the toilet and someone left the seat up and your do-dads dip in the water.

I woke up in the middle of the night and wet to the can, but somebody left the seat up and I ended up baptizing the twins.

by nippleboy September 1, 2009

Baptizing the baby

When you take a shit in a baptismal font full of holy water in a church, thus "baptizing" your turd-baby.

last night I snuck into a church but I got caught baptizing the baby. Needless to say I was escorted out.

by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026

Like Baptizing A Cat

Extremely difficult and painful.

Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2022

baptising a billy goat

The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."

John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
Or
Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.

by Bubba Hussein Ledbetter May 20, 2009

D.H.D Baptising

Is baptizing an human when you open up there humans mind too hear voice's during the baptising process,and exemplifi of paasing out for fun,haveing somebody press on your chest while you hold your breath for 3o seconds and paas out.

D.H.D Baptising is only a good ritual for people who understands their spiritual anatomy

by regardless devon victory January 24, 2009

badtimingitis

A condition involving temporal issues where you and your potential partner cannot seem to be on the same page at the same time for dating; Person A is single while Person B is taken...when Person B is finally available, Person A is not. While there is no clear cure for this ailment, Father Time works to synchronize and appoint the right time for everyone.

In the movie Sixteen Candles, Samantha Baker's love interest, Jake Ryan, was initially unavailable as he already had a girlfriend... aka...BADTIMINGITIS. The condition was remedied since Jake dumped his girl to pursue Sam.

by Smokin' December 9, 2009