Waszak

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Forgetful, silly.
Born in 1978, Hilversum, The Netherlands. First used by UK-based employees of Philips Telecommunications (employed at Malmesbury in Wiltshire, UK).
On a business trip to Philips Telecommunications headquarters, some time between January and April 1978, a colleague of mine arrived in his hotel in Hilversum (The Hilvershof), unpacked his suitcase and found he'd left his briefcase at home. Looking around the hotel room, he located a suitable plastic bag and proceeded to use this to carry work-related items to and from work for the duration of his trip.
The bag bore the legend "waszak" - the Dutch word(s) for "laundry bag". Henceforth, anyone doing anything thoughtless was called "waszak" and a new word entered the English language.

How forgetful - you waszak!

Waszak by Argo1946 December 9, 2008

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waszak

Born in 1977, Hilversum, NL. UK-based employees of Philips.
Businessman arrived in hotel, unpacked suitcase and found he'd forgotten his briefcase. Looking around the hotel room, he located a suitable plastic bag and proceeded to use this for the duration of his trip.
The bag bore the legend "waszak" - the Dutch word for "laundry bag". Henceforth, anyone doing anything thoughtless was called "waszak" and a new word entered the English language.

"you forgot? - you waszak!"

waszak by Argo1946 December 12, 2008

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Wazak

A word used to describe someone who has just done something rather stupid.

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Similar meaning to pillock. Someone who has proved themselves to be a bit of an idiot. Is usually irritating.

The term is often used as an insult against someone who has caused the insulter harm in some way.

Somewhat outdated the term is rarely used today.

That wazzak still owes me £50

wazzak by JB June 18, 2006

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Boris Johnson is a complete wazzak.

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"Wazzaki" is the study of this area of behaviour.

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

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