Waczak 

The act of shitting on a plate, freezing the shit, and stabbing somebody with the frozen shit.

Guy 1: Yo manq if yew keep pissin me off ima strait up give u da Waczak treatment.

Guy 2: No man pl0x dont do that to me.

Waczak by FatNattyFratDaddyFlexCaddy February 24, 2011

Wazak

A word used to describe someone who has just done something rather stupid.

- Omg, you wazak!

Wazak by beckyyyyy August 10, 2008

wazzak 

Similar meaning to pillock. Someone who has proved themselves to be a bit of an idiot. Is usually irritating.

The term is often used as an insult against someone who has caused the insulter harm in some way.

Somewhat outdated the term is rarely used today.

That wazzak still owes me £50

wazzak by JB June 18, 2006

wacakes 

A combo of pancakes and waffles
Wacakes

Random person: hey dude, watz up I ate some waffles and pancakes altogether... YUM!
Random dude: you mean WACAKES you dumb fool !

wacakes by anime gurl March 5, 2014

Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach 

In his worldwide best seller Professor Walczak states that a species who prohibit their ability in order to help an individual among the species will rank lower among other species. Professor Walczak uses the example of 5 organisms with 1 of them not being able to survive independently. On moralistic grounds, the 4 organisms - instead of adhering to what natural selection is and ultimately letting it die - they help the organism meanwhile limiting their own potential. In conclusion Professor Walczak states that thought the 4 fully functioning organisms themselves thrive individually, due to the 1 organism being a limiting factor, it weighs down the rest of the group.

Have you heard of "On the Origins of Species" by Charles Darwin?

Nah I agree more with the Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach.

Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach by Ruling Council of Minecon December 22, 2022

wazzak 

A British slang term, popular in the 1970s, meaning moron or idiot. Often used and an insult or slight against an individual whose views the insulter finds offensive.

Boris Johnson is a complete wazzak.

wazzak by wordcops September 5, 2015

Wazzaked 

To be hugely intoxicated following a massive party session, Wazzaked refers to the unbelievably drunken behaviour and actions of an intoxicated party monkey...

"Wazzaklettes" refers to a female group who are all "Wazzaked" whilst "Wazzalads" refers to the male variation.

"Wazzaki" is the study of this area of behaviour.

Kat: "Oh my god did you see Dave last night?!"...
Jimmy: "Haha yeah he was totally Wazzaked!".

Becks: "F*ck it, lets go find some birds to pull"...
Jimmy: "Eh up, theres a big group of Wazzaklettes".

Wazzaked by Jimmy 86' July 30, 2008