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Wasteman
insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.
Wasteman by Skeptas Wifey March 30, 2005
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wasthma • Washma • Washman • wastman • washmah • wastemagnet • Wastemaker • Wasteman antics • wastemanapp • Wasteman-Bitch
Wasteman
Wasteman by allan_t321 May 31, 2016
wastemagnet
Basically when someone is a wastemagnet, it means they attract wastemen and wastegash. Wastemen and wastegash are often wastemagnets themselves
Person 1 "Yo bludda check out that wastemagnet right there, she is some dir' 'ting"
Person 2 "Init bruv she is like a literal wastemagnet, look at here wastemen crew"
Person 2 "Init bruv she is like a literal wastemagnet, look at here wastemen crew"
wastemagnet by Maxi The Fej February 19, 2008
Wasteman
A man, who doesn't act his age, normally from a village, who spends his life in the same clothes drinking alcohol, taking drugs in the local pub, ending up at someone's kitchen, with no job or prospects and a complete disrespect for women
wasteman
A wasteman is someone who doesn't provide for their children, instead fucks off taking no responsibility, also a hypocritical cunt who beats women and miss judge others who actually care for their family.
Wasteman
Candice: ‘You know that wasteman Taylor Winterflood still lives in his mum yard’
Rackelle: ‘I know that wasteman he whips around on his little brothers scooter’
Rackelle: ‘I know that wasteman he whips around on his little brothers scooter’
Wasteman by racks city November 7, 2021
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