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Wastemom 

You give them a thousand pound and they ask to borrow a 10 quid 2 days later. Will only let there kids father see th we e kids when they split up with there latest boyfriend.. Wastemom for real. Says things like i have no nappies, i have no electric , i have no gas to put you on a guilt trip to get money out of you. While they smoke 40 fags a day ..wastemom for real
What do you mean my kids are calling your new boyfriend dad.. Wastemom for real.
Wastemom by justjnr May 20, 2017
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Wastewoman 

See Wasteman

Female version.

A woman who is somewhat of a "waste of space" or a "waste of oxygen. Someone that the world could do without.
I wouldnt buy tickets off Miranda bro, shes a complete wastewoman
Wastewoman by DrSpace June 16, 2011
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wastemon 

is a complete idiot boy, usually a snake and or a ratchet
Aaron is a Wastemon

wastemon 

Originates from the east coast as a slang word to describe someone, usually a grown man who is literally a waste of life and shouldn't exist.
Guy1: That dude is 20 years old and still in highschool...

Friend : Yeah, he's totally a wastemon, dude needs to get his life together

Person1: That creepy guy from that blessed jam last night kept trying to holla at my girl yo
Person2: I was turnt af and I saw him tryin' to pull that shit, why'd nobody kick that wastemon out?

Student1: Why is Christian trying SO hard to be the class clown? He looks like such an ass clown...
Student2: Hate that kid, such a wastemon
wastemon by iiQwasyii February 19, 2014

wastewoman 

A wastewoman is an exceptionally lazy girl, who is so lazy and reluctant to do anything in their lives that they normally end up being dirty little hoes.
Terry says " Michael is a wastewoman"
Grace says " I aint no Watewoman I have an A-level"
wastewoman by Temike Petcomb June 20, 2006

Wastewomen 

Wastewomen -

A women who is always nagging and complaning about minor / trivial issues.
Lady sends an email titled "snagging List" to a building firm

All the items on there are petty.

Employee says to his colleague :-

"marieke has sent another email"

"What now...That Wastewomen".

wastewomen 

just like the wasteman, but once a friend, a FAKE one.
dont trust them, as far asw you csan throw them.
SERIOUSLY.
they will you that you follow people like sheep. :)
Look at jade... shes a realllll wastewomen with that waste boii (joe)
wastewomen by sheep! October 6, 2008
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