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wastedwaster 

A person that is always fucked. e.g stoned, pissed, coked-up.....a smack rat basically. wasting his/her life coz he/she is wasted

I'm not saying bein wasted is always a bad thing tho :)

>;D
"woooooow dude I'm wasted"
"yeah, your a wastedwaster lol"
"Too fuckin right I am :D"
"lets carry on"
"lets" :)
wastedwaster by Mr. Lightbulb March 22, 2006
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Wastewater Yeti

An oversized unintelligent Olive Garden server who is employed as an operator trainee, displaying unfounded confidence and lacking the basic understanding of responsibility. The Wastewater Yeti refuses to accept her status as an entry level employee.
1. Did you hear the Wastewater Yeti? She’s about as sharp as a marble!

2. I wish the Wastewater Yeti started understanding she’s not the boss.

3. Quiet, I hear the Wastewater Yeti approaching!

5. Have you seen the Wastewater Yeti? I think she got slapped by Bigfoot’s dick!
Wastewater Yeti by ambrosia23412 August 24, 2018

wastewasteman 

a man that is a bit more then wasteman, but far less then wastewastewasteman.
max reiser is a wastewasteman
wastewasteman by Peter Ian STAKER February 17, 2008

Wastemaster 6000 

A fictional product that costs a lot of money to purchase and to maintain, and wastes resources. It either serves no practical purpose or greatly exceeds the needs of the user.

Often, Wastemaster 6000s are purchased by uneducated and unattractive men to impress other men in the hope that they will win friends.

The term is used to mock the uncool people who make these purchases.
Stanly Prickmeyer: Hey Joe, do you like my new barbeque? It puts out 800 000 BTU and consumes 50 gallons of propane per second. I can roast an elephant from 70 yards!

Jo Cool: Wow, is that the new Wastemaster 6000?
Wastemaster 6000 by fox August 28, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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