wasketball player

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A white basketball player. Similar in derivation to wapanese. Examples include Christian Laetner and Larry Bird.

1. I didn't realize the Hoyas had two wasketball players on their team until they put in two White guys in the last minutes of their rout of Cincinnati.

2. Why is it that the ACC teams, especially Duke and North Carolina, have so many wasketball players on their teams?

wasketball player by HoyaFan March 6, 2010

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basketball player

someone who plays basketball

someone who is not a rapist

someone who is respected as a baller

a baller

everyone who chucks a brick at the hoop, like gay Teng, who is a gay basketball player

basketball player by L SSSSSSquared August 24, 2006

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basketball player

the obvious hottest type of athlete

the hottest guys are basketball players

basketball player by m/s/p/ December 8, 2018

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National kiss a Basketball player day

On December 3 it’s kiss a basketball player day, find a basketball player and kiss em.

Hey what day is it? It’s National kiss a basketball player day!

National kiss a Basketball player day by Lbj24 December 2, 2021

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basketball player

Sexually speaking, it's a man who "dribbles" before he "shoots." That is, when fully aroused and ready to come, he is generous with driblets of pre-ejaculatory fluid ("pre-cum"), sometimes followed by dribbled semen (the beginning of ejaculation), before the main orgasm kicks in, causing him to spurt semen (he "shoots").

There is nothing wrong with this sequence of events; in fact, it's quite normal.

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"Algernon and I were upstairs last night fooling around and I found out the hard way that he's a basketball player."

"So what was he doing so close to your hoop, anyway?"

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basketball player by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010

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basketball player

rapist see kobe byrant

basketball player by dragon September 3, 2003

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Great basketball player

Straight baller (str8 balla)
Playa

Yo, I was guarding some dude who was a great basketball player and he dropped 42 on me! That playa’s name was Kenny “the Jet” Smith.

Great basketball player by TheCaz September 11, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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