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Vancouver, Washington 

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.
Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008

wasiangamer03 

THE BEST YOUTUBE CONTENT I HAVE EVER SEEN. WASIANGAMER03 IS THE BEST STREAMER ON TWITCH NO CAP! I LOVE WHEN HE GOES WOOOOOOOOOO! I NEVER MISS ONE STREAM!
I WATCH WASIANGAMER03 EVERYDAY AT 8 ON TWITCH!
wasiangamer03 by WASIANSIMP January 23, 2023

washing machine heart

A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.
Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?

Washing machine heart.... as always :(
Wasim is a popular name used by Arabs to name their sons. It means It means 'handsome'. My Wasim is the most beautiful and kind person to exist. His loved by everyone. Wasim knows no strangers, he could talk to a person he just met for hours. His intoxicating aura draws you closer to him, you're comfortable around him, you can tell him your wildest secrets and it wouldn't shock him. Wasim has been through a lot therefore his non-judgemental. His always helping someone somehow. His slightly complex and difficult to love but if he likes you and gives you a glimpse of what's in his heart, you'll develop a love for him which is truly indescribable and he loves deeply and passionately.
His lips are soft and contoured, his heart is as big as the sea, his brown eyes are full of mystery and his willy is as big

as it can be.
Wasim is mine and mine to keep. I love him so much because his a lot like me.
Wasim by callmeselfish December 11, 2017

Washing your Balls 

To excessively compliment someone.
Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.
Washing your Balls by geodave September 7, 2013