wasgonna 

A term used to describe a person who continuously takes credit for a thought or action, while contributing zero to both the conversation or task.

Example 1:
Dan: "I thought you were going downstairs to get the laundry"
Christina: "I was going to until you were a jerk"
Dan: "You're such a wasgonna"

Example 2:
John: "Hey Boss, I think we should keep the store open this Saturday to take advantage of the great weather"
Frank: "I was going to say the same thing"
John: "Such a wasgonna"

wasgonna by PJ Preston January 19, 2015

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me 

The first line of All Star by Smash Mouth. Oh Shrek.

“Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.” Said the MLG fan.

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me by b e e b o November 24, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 10, 2017

i was gonna 

Like, I almost stayed with you forever. Then, you fucked it all up.

D O N E.

Honey, he is a "i was gonna." Say goodbye like yesterday.

i was gonna by Femalesheep June 17, 2014

i was gonna say... 

The phrase commonly used by a person in response to somebody correcting their error in a sentence that may have come out rude or offensive in their conversation to the other person.

Rob: "God dammit my girlfriend is ugly, don't you think?"
Fred: (Sympathetically saying) "Nah dude I would totally fuck Marissa"
Rob: "..."
Fred: "I mean I wouldn't, but shes not ugly, Just saying shes definitely bang-able"
Rob: "Alright i was gonna say..."

i was gonna say... by abbyhasadick2 September 15, 2009

i forgot what i was gonna say 

something that every normal human being does. sometimes it has to do with having a lot on your mind, such as stress

person 1: yo man
person 2: whats up
person 1: wait, i forgot what i was gonna say

i forgot what i was gonna say by babygirlbitch12313 January 27, 2022