warning track

Female pubic hair. The dirt area near an outfield fence in baseball in known as a "warning track", because when the fielder feels it under his feet, he knows that he is approaching the fence. Female pubic hair serves a similar purpose to a mans hand, mouth etc.

"Once Arnold felt Aileen's warning track, he knew that fun time was about to be over".

warning track by Penthouse Pauper June 19, 2010

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Warning Track

Sticking just the tip of your Dick in another mans ass.

My buddy LSN went warning track last night on some new guy to see if he liked it.

Warning Track by ITFT August 18, 2021

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Warning-Track Power

Contrary to popular belief, warning-track power is NOT a good thing. It is "almost." it is "not-quite." It is the epitome of having enough to excite, without having enough "oomph" too truly hit the "home run."

"Johnny had warning-track power in the bedroom, starting strong, but finishing early."

Warning-Track Power by TBiz March 26, 2007

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warning track power

Baseball hitters who can jack one out of the park

Damn barry bonds sure has warning track power

warning track power by Mike2345 April 22, 2006

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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