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I prefer warm water 

Im hearing voices again
I wanna kill myself
I have the urge to cut myself

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Warm Wanter 

1. Someone who lives in a cold region of the world who secretly hopes for Global Warming to accelerate.
2. The anti-scientific feeling you get in Michigan when it snows -- AGAIN -- in late April or early October.
3. A surrender to climatic selfishness at the expense of global environmental collapse.
John became a Warm Wanter after it snowed on Earth Day -- April 22 -- for the fourth year in a row!
Warm Wanter by Peter Kobs May 18, 2009

warm watermelon 

When a man with a gelatinous stomach folds the bottom of his gut over his erect penis and has intercourse with himself by holding the sides of his gut and rocks back and forth to climax...
I gave myself a warm watermelon yesterday, but I couldn't get it all cleaned up.
warm watermelon by stiches95 October 10, 2017

Warm Walter 

The lesser cousin to the more known "hot fart". A Warm Walter is more of an airy seeper. Accompanied by an overwhelming warmth from the anus and the impending fear of a soon-to-be rotten egg aroma that will fill the air.
I felt a warm Walter slip out of my Tootsie roll and I just knew it was going to be the illest.
Warm Walter by Molec187 October 2, 2017
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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