Definitions by stiches95

warm watermelon 

When a man with a gelatinous stomach folds the bottom of his gut over his erect penis and has intercourse with himself by holding the sides of his gut and rocks back and forth to climax...

I gave myself a warm watermelon yesterday, but I couldn't get it all cleaned up.

warm watermelon by stiches95 October 10, 2017

buffing off 

Ad verb 1-Masturbating with the inside of ones elbow. .

I was walking home from work last night and their was a homeless man buffing off in the alley.

buffing off by stiches95 July 16, 2014