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jake wazz waring 

A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.
Girl on the blob: I can't find a tampon, no worries i'll use jake wazz waring's massive shlong instead.
jake wazz waring by hornets 4 lyf January 13, 2013
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"Warisha" is commonly referred as a unique name, for females. People with the name of "Warisha" are found as kind-hearted, bold, and generous. They are often found sensitive (at-times), although dauntless, and feisty. They are, down-to-earth, and very truthful and open. They also take things quite personally, but they keep the pain inside and put an apathetic face on. Warisha's can be unbelievably beautiful humans, inside and out. They show empathy to others around them feeling depressed or unwanted.
Warisha is so fierce, oh my!
Warisha by BlosGoss May 19, 2018
god.
better than money,
better than sex,
the yellow italian plumber-form of god.
i iz wario ima gonna win a
wario by rainbow-mage June 14, 2008

Wario Ware 

A highly addictive video game which allows players to waste their lives away three seconds at a time.
Crazy Fool - Man Wario Ware Sucks.

Wario - *Farts on Crazy Fool*

Me - I'ma gonna win!
Wario Ware by The Jamus May 24, 2004
Wario
Wario by DICKWARIO March 16, 2021
To heal. A word resurrected from obsolescence for Ultimate Victory in the Information War.
I'm building a war chest of medicine with which to warish the world. (War is short for warish.)
Warish by Medicine Owl June 12, 2021