A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a
tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A
woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to
bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a
cake with a
5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the
dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.