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Wardley is situated between Swinton and Walkden. It’s actually In the district of Salford. People who live here like to think they belong to Worsley.
But they don’t.
They just congregate in the Tesco Express where the Costa Coffee machine never works. The local school kids from Ambrose do Bhavs head in at the Londis post office and hang around at the bus stop in large menacing groups.
The local Facebook group is full of busybodies grassing up the kids that play on the park at the Brook behind Tesco Express

And there’s a shit carvery at the Cat, but the Morning Star do a decent Sunday roast
Where do you live?
“Worsley, near the Morning Star”
Isn’t that Wardley?
No, Wardley’s closer to Swinton
Wardley by Thewardlian November 25, 2021
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sexiest man ever. always knows how to turn other men on with his big bulging muscles and long tongue
Oh my god I just had the best time with wardley last night
Wardley by wardleylover69 November 21, 2021
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