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There is no discernible difference in the girth between a person’s head and neck, they may be referred to as a ‘Muppet Neck’
Do you know Jimmy? Oh yeah he has a real Muppet Neck
by bigsmooth96 February 11, 2015
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To meander forth in an unsteady and unsure manner, all the while omitting a noise from the epiglottis somewhat akin to that of a magpie.
1. Check out that sheila as she wardles

2. The way that chick wardles really gets on my goat (see "gets on my goat")
by bigsmooth96 December 2, 2011
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