Definitions by bigsmooth96

Muppet Neck 

There is no discernible difference in the girth between a person’s head and neck, they may be referred to as a ‘Muppet Neck’

Do you know Jimmy? Oh yeah he has a real Muppet Neck

Muppet Neck by Bigsmooth96 February 10, 2015

Wardle 

To meander forth in an unsteady and unsure manner, all the while omitting a noise from the epiglottis somewhat akin to that of a magpie.

1. Check out that sheila as she wardles

2. The way that chick wardles really gets on my goat (see "gets on my goat")

Wardle by bigsmooth96 December 1, 2011