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wanzling 

The term "Wanzling" describes a specific breed of Troll on the website gamefaqs. Though there appear to be hundreds of these Catholic Priest Rejects, they are all secretly alt accounts of the Overweight 40 year old Bisexual Wanz4.
You can commonly tell if someone is a wanzling by these symptoms:

1. They live in their mothers basement
2. They are overwight and carry a dildo with them at all times
3. They have a strange need to try to annoy people half their age
4. They are actually an alt account
wanzling by A friend January 13, 2005
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Wankling 

Verb. To furiously beat off the male member between a chubby pair of ankles. See also “Ankwank”.
Man, Amy’s fat ankles got me so hard... I was wankling off between them ‘til I spuzzed my load.
Wankling by Jimi Da Peach July 31, 2020

Wankling 

"One day you will be a wanker, young wankling."
Wankling by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2013
When the penis moves about freely.
I was trying to suck his dick, but it kept wangling on me.
Wangling by zuzuchangling January 3, 2015

What's wangling? 

1. Informal greeting synonymous with "What's up?". The respondant can thereafter declare what they're up to. ie "Nothing much", "just watching TV" etc
Hey man, What's wangling?
Nothing much, just watching TV.
What's wangling? by The Wangler November 18, 2010
1. to manipulate something/someone for dishonest ends.

2. to handle something well
1(for example 1). He wangled the government out of its money and got rich.

2(for example 2).Oh man, im pretty good at wangling my wang
wangling by axe murderer March 25, 2007
Wanling is a female name of Chinese origin. She is a lovely, graceful and mysterious girl, but is also kind of intriguing like deep water.

Once earned her trust she is loyal af and ready to fight anyone for you, since she is the ride or die kind of friend.
Her sexy aura, confidence and unmatched humor make her stand out and attract people around her unconsciously. She can be like cotton candy and the baddest b*tch at the same time.
Wanling…she puts me under her spell!

Wanling is a once in a lifetime girl!
Wanling by Omeletteboy3000 November 21, 2021